Mr Cool, Mr Sexy, Mr I’ll-give-you-an-orgasm-with-my -smile. Mr Distance, Mr SC, Mr I’ll-make-you-fall-in-love-over-cyber-space. Mr Mister sits at an office desk pretending to be an adult but doesn’t even wear a suit because he’s hip, he’s Mr I-don’t-wear-a-suit-but-i-watch-Suits. Mr i-just-want-to-make-everyone-happy makes life seem more confusing than it is, but then justifies it with that infectious Mr Loveable persona. Oh yes i would like a piece of that cake- just so damn irresistible. Mr Irresistible. I’ll meet you at the park with my red flip top phone, I’ll brush my teeth in case we kiss, I’ll stay up till my eyes are red and Monday is suffering, because you are Mr Yes. Mr Making-your-mark, Mr Magic, Mr Meet-me-one-day-when-it’s-not-the-wrong-time. MR C YOU HAVE GOT ME.